Frasier: What the hell was that?! Was that a gun shot?!
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: Just getting up?! Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter pistol.
Niles: Yes, and there’s no reason to be snippy.
Frasier: Oh, I’m sorry, was I snippy? I didn’t know it was too much to ask there not be gunplay in my living room!
(Source: imissedagain)